at this point authors don't have any kind of excuse left.... "oh tried not make noise... " but wasn't the noise made anyways ? also when you are in that situation a little noise WON'T MAKE THE HORNY GO AWAY, you just START OVER or continue kissing, hugging, doing lots of foreplay.
Its as if author never was with an amateur like himself and just went to those shady places where he was guided everytime...