shitpost here

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pat

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no pat

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[sterven]

@Mr_Detective

How does it feel being the proud owner of a locked thread?

 

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Spoiler

 

[Mr_Detective]

Why are you all so obsessed with annoying me?
I just wanna go a full week without anyone posting how much my existence bothers them.

I personally don't care at all... Can't speak for the others. I'm not in anyone's cliché. Thread wasn't even directed at anybody in particular. But someone might have made it worse...

but the suggestions and discussions you have in here might lead to people using it as a basis for making our jobs as staff harder and might lead to abuse. Therefore I ask you to refrain from going overboard with the jokes, even us mods have feelings and lives of our own you know.

- Steal a staff member's virginity (21 votes, 21.4%)
- Steal a staff member's maid outfit (14 votes, 14.3%)
- Spam loli porn (7 votes, 7.1%)
- Seduce a staff member then break up to destroy him/her/them/it/分からない mentally (9 votes, 9.2%)
- Track IP and address of a staff member then sneak into their bedroom at night (9 votes, 9.2%)

OK. I need to know precisely everything that occurred last night.

What was stolen? Was it tangible? Who was/were the culprit(s)? What porn/hentai was posted? Who was seduced, and by who? Was there consent given? Was there a struggle? Was it a struggle to the end or did someone give in to the temptation halfway through? Where did the incident occur? Was there any witness? Any evidence left? Please detail everything that transpired in your report so I can investigate properly. Anyone with helpful information for the investigation please step forward.

Thank you for your cooperation.

 

[pandascepter]

@Halo

 

[wowfucktron]

36° 31′ 55″ N, 83° 12′ 51″ W
My friend Chuck used to own this place...

 

[Halo]

@pandascepter

 

[pandascepter]

@Halo
wheeezzeee

off topic

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By any chance do you know that Oneshot about an ice cream and a letter fo future her, but then she decide to suicide. IIRC it was translated by elusivetavo or somethi.

 

[wowfucktron]

@halo
Go big or go home.

 

[Mr_Detective]

Google's search result today:

 

[Halo]

@pandascepter
Now I do 😐 Thanks, I guess.
https://mangadex.org/chapter/915435/1

 

[wowfucktron]

What if someone tweeted that at some news channels?

 

[pandascepter]

Why is round round a shortcut??

Because if not i can T-Bone you with my tank.


A countryside book,
is what this lady need now.
A thick one book is.

 

[IdanaHamz]

Is this a shitpost made by someone here?

 

[Halo]

@IdanaHamz at least they didn't put a login form to phish for passwords.


@pandascepter

_{try not to notice the second row of brows}

 

[pandascepter]

@Halo
Are we really going to do this?? Are you sure?!?!?

 

[Halo]

@pandascepter do what?

 

[pandascepter]

Lets see...

 

[Halo]

 

[pandascepter]

@Halo, you mad lad....