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[Tony_Mushah]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1979907006246027420

Uma musume: my little poney.
Why am i having some horrible flashbacks of that cartoon now?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

You don't seem to understand @bigtiddyoneesan, for I've been slowly collecting all of the GFG treasures for my ultimate goal of taking over MangaDex. You're just a stepping stone in the end, buddy ol' pal, nothing personal.

Fear Reiwa Ghost Story chapter 30

yeah alright i wasn't sure at first but now i've seen enough

@pandascepter this guy's definitely @Halo

 

[BakedBanana]

yeah alright i wasn't sure at first but now i've seen enough

@pandascepter this guy's definitely @Halo

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

weren't expecting this again so soon huh

 

[BakedBanana]

weren't expecting this again so soon huh

I was half tempted to quote that in the Towa thread but decided against it. But thanks for the chuckle.

 

[BakedBanana]

yeah alright i wasn't sure at first but now i've seen enough

@pandascepter this guy's definitely @Halo

But seriously though, it's going to be funny if someday @Halo does come back and sees all this imposter business going on.

Danchigai chapter 24

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

But seriously though, it's going to be funny if someday @Halo does come back and sees all this imposter business going on.

Danchigai chapter 24

let's start a betting pool on who's the next v3 regular to come back. i put 20 dex coins on @wowfucktron and 300 on @justforthelulz being dead

 

[BakedBanana]

let's start a betting pool on who's the next v3 regular to come back. i put 20 dex coins on @wowfucktron and 300 on @justforthelulz being dead

Well my original bet was @ColorfulSoy but then he came back just to said to me 'fuck you' awhile ago so.. My bet is on @BroederTrapist for 50 Dex Coins and my life savings on @LLG coming back to save V5.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Well my original bet was @ColorfulSoy but then he came back just to said to me 'fuck you' awhile ago so.. My bet is on @BroederTrapist for 50 Dex Coins and my life savings on @LLG coming back to save V5.

if broedertrapist returns and becomes a regular in the Fitness Thread i will buy @pandascepter a new motorbike. and i'm 80% certain that LLG is basically the antichrist of the mangadex forums (totally not swayed by PTSD or anything, mind you). his return could only be a bad omen.

i'm putting another 50 down on @Shikuretto_Tsuki, aka moongay. friendliest gay you'll ever meet, not that any of you will ever meet him.

 

[Garett]

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

 

[Angry_Panda]

Infinite cum.

So you're going to want to go to the content filter in the mainsite menu and uncheck everything but 'safe'.

 

[UnnamedPlayer]

Infinite cum. [ bla bla bla ] Eventually, you stop thinking.

So infinite cum, but you nonetheless have the post-nut clarity...

I'm asking for a refund !

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

Why?

 

[Tony_Mushah]

Infinite cum. [I am not replying to all that man]

Umm... I accidentally put the whole post on google search and found this r/copypasta post.

 

[Garett]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1980693126391218482

 

[Tony_Mushah]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1980693126391218482

Interesting...
I guess it might be true that ejaculating makes you more healthy?
I wonder if they did same experiment but with PFAS level instead.

 

[NotGary]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1980693126391218482

the microplastics is what makes the blowjob crunchy though.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1980693126391218482

So now he's practically shooting those 22 gauge plastic BBs instead of swimmers!

 

[Ivegotnolife]