Shoukan sareta Kenja wa Isekai wo Yuku ~Saikyou nano wa Fuyou Zaiko no Item deshita~ - Vol. 2 Ch. 5

[martinren123]

Ahh. Being the priest in a raid. Its so fun. You decide who lives and dies. You can also resurrect someone if you like.

 

[Fushiginiku]

Pro Tip: Piss off the priest in the party at the beginning. You won't have to worry about bothersome things like getting buffed in the middle of a melee

When you have a priest who outranks everyone else in the party, you don't say "fucking leech" you say "HALLELUJAH!"

 

[Mnuchinboo]

I just can't but get irritated everytime I see bikini armor. Like what is wrong in making armor that is more feminine but practical and artistic looking. Like what about the difference of temperature change in the weather or when it rain better yet how about protecting the main thing you want armor to protect. Bikini armor is a literal paradox that will cause a formation of black hole mark my words.

 

[lkazuko]

Thanks for translation '-'7

 

[FgoSegul]

Reminds me of some random story i read where mc gets bikini armor that's super op but it’s played for comedy because mc is a guy.

 

[Tray]

I want to ask that a*shole kid "what did the five fingers say to the face?"

 

[velvetR]

I remember as a healer on early MMORPGs...from early to mid-level, if no one dies in the party, the healer is a leeching ba*tard, and when someone dies, it’s the healer’s fault, even if it’s the low level fighter pulling an aggro train at least 10 levels above him.

Though on L2, me and my guildies with sometimes kite bosses with a healer...without a tank.

 

[Akabane]

Snatch that bitch up off that horse and toss his ass a round, put the fear of god in him. Or better yet do nothing be insulted for a while longer till a real threat shows then when it looks like there is no hope you step in to play the hero.

 

[Mogima]

just don't heal him.

 

[penmore]

Really wish he starts to get more knowledge of the world now and with that the common sense. He seems to get tricked into shit a bit too much.

 

[derpdederp]

The ridiculous horse monster amuses me.

 

[BlazingMagpie]

These DPS mooks don't know their place

 

[LikeASkurn]

Can you even get rank c as a leech?

 

[kenkagejack]

Oye, B-rank escort leader, you gonna let your subordinate talk down to someone recommended by the sub-guildmaster?

 

[welcome2atlantis]

Yes. Sugar is addictive. One more has fallen to its poison.

 

[Simpleton]

@penmore I was going to say that I liked how he got lightly scammed all the time. All the deals he got into have been good for him, but he's still been tricked.
(Possible exception being the current escort mission, but that one has already earned him some allies and good mood from the guild, so even if he got 'tricked' into doing it, it's still probably for his best. Not counting what might actually happen during the mission - just about the value of accepting it.)

 

[PrivatePublic]

This trope is so idiotic.
"Hur dur, you jump line for rank. Must be cheating, dur. I don't trust your rank even though I apparently respect the institution that gave rankings to both you and me, hur."

Yes, corruption is a thing. Yes, nepotism is a thing. But when the guildmaster specifically requests them to join you why the hell are you trash talking?

 

[klunko]

Whether he was carried by another party or not... Making enemies with a priest that's supposed to help you, bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off.

 

[dezzot]

I wonder if he ever visits Generet kingdom or whatever it was named.

 

[vinabomb]

Never piss off the support, they will avoid healing you, you will be at 5% dying from a poison debuff and he will sit there and watch you slowly die.