I've had a toast sandwitch before, it was surprisingly good.
You are not alone, that is objectively the worst way to cut a sandwich. Diagonal > Horizontal > Squares >>>> Vertical.Am I only one who is bothered how they cut the sandwich?
This is why I tend to puncture the yellow and spread it out when I fry eggs for a sandwich.It actually annoys me when my egg sandwich has all the filling in a big lump in the middle and nothing along the sides.