Harukara: "Do you want to do nice things with me?"
ME: "YES!"
MC: "I REFUSE"
ME "ACCEPT PLEASE!!"
MC: "I don't swing that way"
ME: "SWING THAT WAY!"
MC: "Fortunately for her, I'm a woman"
ME: "GENDER DON'T MATTER!"
@Nuggz
The first image is an edit from the manga Dungeon Meshi. I highly recommend it, it's a fantasy comedy where the protagonists cook and eat monsters to survive as they explore a dungeon
The second is Goblin Slayer from, well, Goblin Slayer