So this happened.

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What will happen when an incel is bored and has nothing to do?

That's what happened with a random LuoirM

I was bored because it's only 7PM, I've already written a chapter of 1500 words for my novel and I don't really want to play any games.
So, go to sleep? Well, I got a tradition that I need to stay up til at least 12 midnight to sacrifice a rat to Dalenydra The Blessed Attendant.

So, I got bored and decided to shave my mustache

BUT Before I could shave though, I asked myself, say, I've never seen my mirror clear before, it's always foggy.

So I poured some hand sanitizer onto the dishwashing scrubber (don't ask, I improvised), rubbed it good all over the mirror, and splash water over it

Voala, so clean I could see my future in it.

Then I looked to the toilet bowl and thought to myself... Might as well, right? I'm already here and I'm bored af

So I poured some hand sanitizer into the golden toilet bowl and scrubbed it with this ranged scrubber that I have, didn't have to get close and personal with the dishwashing scrubber.

Then, after cleaning the toilet bowl, I looked to the floor and asked... Why the fuck not.

So I poured some hand sanitizer onto the floor and scrub it with another melee ranged scrubber that's used for dirty spots on the leg that's not the dishwashing scrubber... I got 3 different tools at hand, and cleaned the floor.

Fuck it, we're in too deep now, might as well disassembled the wall-mounted fan.

So I poured some hand sanitizer onto the various parts of the disassembled fan and clean them part by part

AND BY GOLLY GREAT SCOTT

The amount of dust and filthy black molds or something that came out of the fan clogged the drain 3 times, it was so fucking dirty that I had to rescrub the floor one more time after that, and this alone took way more time than anything else.

After that's said and done, I finally remembered that I came in here to shave.

So I poured some hand sanitizer onto my face and nah I'm just fucking with you I did it with just water and a razor, it was surprisingly smooth, a 5-headed razor or something they called it, really reliable, no need for any cream

What did we learn today folks? Clean your fucking fan it's dirty as hell
 
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Are you some ambasador of hand sanitizer brand or razor brand?
 
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Alcohol is generally a good alternative solvent for many things that water doesn't dissolve - I mix my own record cleaning solution, and the finished product is about 5% isopropyl alcohol, along with a couple other components in the hundreds of parts-per-million range. But it's not generally good on mineral deposits, and by itself doesn't tend to hold larger particulates in suspension well the way many cleaning solutions can, so a dedicated cleaner will give better long term results.

Fans get filthy in a hurry. Also, if you didn't take the chance to oil or otherwise lubricate the fan motor/bearings while you had it apart, that was a missed opportunity.

Shaving cream/soap really does give a better result - let us know how irritated your face is tomorrow morning.
 

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