Of course, the magnum dong was too big to be sucked in completely, but at that size he's probably getting anemic , from all the blood flowing that way.
Well, I guess the dragon was jealous of his dragon dong. Being too blessed truly isn't always something good Seriously though, this mc is really stupid in so many ways. It's definitely readable, but he's never going to be a favorite.
@Arvadiel Nope that has nothing to do with kindness, when you read "A hundred thousand year's old dragon lives here" you don't deduce "Hum, he is probably dead and not here at all". The MC is stupid, there's no mistaking it. Same during all the conversation, there were a lot of obvious things that he didn't get.
So... he got brought here by a god, who clearly told him he'd give him the ability to "understand all magic right away" and he assumes he's a weakling... Right...
Ugh, translators shouldn't attempt "Ye Olde English" if they don't know how to use thee and thou correctly. This dragon's dialogue is just painful to read.