heya stranger! oh what, you found my retarded lil sis who i totally didn't leave out to die in the desert?
that's so wonderful of ya!
heyyyy... as it happens she seems fond you ya, even though you literally met for the first time yesterday.
well, why not take her with you, even though she's just a kid?
it's totally not because my wife is moving in and we're gonna be fucking literally everywhere!