"Woah, where did all these high level guys come from? This could be a bad situation... but I'm not even in danger!"
-Quote MC, any time anything happens.
"If I add stakes to the fights, my readers might think that the cardboard cutout MC could lose, but he's supposed to be the best at everything! I need to make them understand how good he is by making every fight either pointless or piss easy!"
-Quote the author, seconds before jerking off on his manuscript for the tenth time that day