Now daddy needs to tend to her, and mama will eventually nag to daddy by how careless he is.... (i mean someone should take responsibility and daddies are the default one)
Wait, so you can use a magic circle drawn with a stick and a mental image even a small child can hold and you can just... conjure up free livestock? And all you gotta do is faint? Because that has some logistical implications that would be a lot more fun to explore than this clichéd shit.