I'll give you better alternatives:
1. Step on me and then go outside
2. Go outside and then step on me
3. Step on me, go outside, and then step on me again outside
4. Mistress!
Wait, so this girl has like 5 BILLION in currency, which is worth more than her native currency, and goods cost less than where she comes from.
When was wealth ever an issue, you're loaded AF?