Lol this reminds me, this girl in my class jumped on my legs intentionally and my leg swell like a kicking balloon. She got of just fine withou having to do anything (cuz she's a GIRL) and I had to go to the counselor for cussing at her.
"Sorry ma'am, I shouldn't have cussed at her, just beheading would've sufficed"
She confessed to my best friend who was already in a relationship and I had him and his girlfriend play with her for a while. Loved her broken face, 10/10 (he hid his girlfriend and got her to fall in love so deep that she started thinking for a future)
; P