THE CULLING GAMES - AWARD CEREMONY

[yogurtman250]

"It's really over, huh"
"It is."

DING DONG DING DONG!

THE CULLING GAMES HAS ENDED (for real this time), AND THE RESULTS HAVE CAME!​

Players	Team	Points
@bigtiddyoneesan	Rolands	100 (got to 100 first)
@BakedBanana	Rolands	105
@Mangamoz	Non-Rolands	50
@K.Angel	Non-Rolands	35
@DavidianMillerian	Rolands	30
@gimme_yuri_plz	Non-Rolands	15
@Angry_Panda	Pie	3.141592654

In other words...

@bigtiddyoneesan HAS WON THE CULLING GAMES!
Thank you so much for participating (whether you liked it or not) in this silly shitpost of an tournament that I had. It was quite fun, but it probably wasn't for you guys, so I'll stop here.

Instead, let's here what the final 3 have to say:
@bigtiddyoneesan​

The game had its ups and downs, and the game itself had downs... but overall I thought it was pretty fun. Looking forward to the next Culling Game in ~1,000 years.​

@BakedBanana​

It was a good time waster, and it went better than I thought it would. Good for you! You can have this:

@Mangamoz​

The greatest accomplishment of this competition was forcing 2 Rolands to do a friendly fire fight against each other, for who was the best Roland.

But BanBan's eye lasers were reflected back at him, thanks to Bigbooba-chan's Laser Reflecting Duke Nukem shades.​

As for the others...

If you want to see the final score for both parts, please check out the spreadsheet.
Till we meet again!​

 

[yogurtman250]

< LINKS >
PRE-GAME - MAIN THREAD - FINALE​

 

[Mangamoz]

I tried to do the funny mmd thing but apparently my deviantart account got blocked or banned or something. Oh well.

 

[Angry_Panda]

I'd like to thank you all for playing along with @yogurtman250 after I won the game on the first page of the first thread. It's nice of you guys to humor the newbie like that. You're really what makes these forums special.

 

[BakedBanana]

If you want to see the final score for both parts, please check out the spreadsheet.

So what were the extra stuff that we could have gotten if the game stayed alive long enough?

I'd like to thank you all for playing along with @yogurtman250 after I won the game on the first page of the first thread. It's nice of you guys to humor the newbie like that. You're really what makes these forums special.

 

[yogurtman250]

So what were the extra stuff that we could have gotten if the game stayed alive long enough?

I removed it

 

[BakedBanana]

I removed it

Boring. I thought you said you were going to reveal it after the game ended?

 

[BakedBanana]

I removed it

Also you forgot to add the new rule that was added earlier for archival sake.
https://forums.mangadex.org/threads/the-forum-culling-games-finale.2605383/post-29624283

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

thanks to yogurt for hosting and everyone else who made the game interesting. as i said in another time, another thread, this game format has a lot of potential, and i think a future Culling Game 2 could be even more fun if done with the suggestions made to remove the hiccups present in the first game in mind. (that sentence is technically grammatically correct btw)

and with that, the Culling Game arc of the Roland Saga comes to a close. what's next for the forum's ongoing story?

I removed it

yeah, but what WOULD it have been?

 

[yogurtman250]

yeah, but what WOULD it have been?

Boring. I thought you said you were going to reveal it after the game ended?

Oh i thought you were talking about the extra points...
Basically...
On day 6, the extra point rule would return.
Then, on day 10, the "back to back" rule, which gave 2 extra points if you hit the point requirements back to back messages.
for the 5th rule, it was supposed to be a chance to add a custom rule to the finale, which is why it costed 99 points. Too bad two players got to the end goal at the same time, lmao

Also you forgot to add the new rule that was added earlier for archival sake.
https://forums.mangadex.org/threads/the-forum-culling-games-finale.2605383/post-29624283

I added it back.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

another time, another thread

adding on to my suggestions for a future Cunny Game in this thread, i also think a cool feature would be having a maximum of [10] active rules at a time, with the oldest added rule being knocked off with the addition of an 11th rule. imagine making rule-adding easier (25ish points) + good/standardized rule requirements + 10 maximum rules. just my thoughts. maybe someone will read this and care. i hope.

 

[BakedBanana]

and with that, the Culling Game arc of the Roland Saga comes to a close. what's next for the forum's ongoing story?

@Robinisback
Free us from the Roland arc already.

Shounen Shoujo

 

[Mangamoz]

@Robinisback
Free us from the Roland arc already.

Shounen Shoujo

I mean, since @bigtiddyoneesan won the "One True Roland" tournament, that means that you need to get "culled" as a Roland right?

Such a shame, I know how much you wanted the role, but alas, BTO came out on top as the better Roland.

Nothing you can do about it, time to accept your punishment, and get demoted back to some minor taiyaki thief I guess.

 

[Richman]

I tried to do the funny mmd thing but apparently my deviantart account got blocked or banned or something. Oh well.

Deviant art is one day away from retirement so...

 

[Mangamoz]

@bigtiddyoneesan And, as the one true Roland, you now must show your dominance, by making all other fake Rolands surrender their masks of forgery once and for all. It is your right as the winner.

Spoiler

 

[BakedBanana]

Deviant art is one day away from retirement so...

It was already one foot in the grave for awhile now.

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

Is it really over? I've heard this before

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

I mean, since @bigtiddyoneesan won the "One True Roland" tournament, that means that you need to get "culled" as a Roland right?

Such a shame, I know how much you wanted the role, but alas, BTO came out on top as the better Roland.

Nothing you can do about it, time to accept your punishment, and get demoted back to some minor taiyaki thief I guess.

you're blatantly trying to stretch the purpose of the Culling Game to destroy us Rolands, and i for one am not having it. sure, there may be some Roland infighting from time to time, but our love of the Library and The Seer remain steadfast.

also the Rolands are staying for one week longer because of your post.

 

[Mangamoz]

you're blatantly trying to stretch the purpose of the Culling Game to destroy us Rolands, and i for one am not having it. sure, there may be some Roland infighting from time to time, but our love of the Library and The Seer remain steadfast.

also the Rolands are staying for one week longer because of your post.

Honestly, you guys simply ignoring my joke for hours ate away at any motivation of mine to continue the gag...

(Which is a good way to get me to stop annoying people I guess, just ignore me until I get bored)

Do whatever you want if it makes you happy.

 

[Richman]

also the Rolands are staying for one week longer because of your post.

Just like how every time three houses discourse is mentioned, it adds yet another three years of three houses discourse to three houses discourse.