That rusty blade reminds me of the time I went hunting with this goddamned Fudd of a hunter. The .22 rifle got shaken from being on the ATV all day and the zero was off. Missing the rabbit was one thing, but the dumb bunny stood still in the middle of the road until it finally got gut-shot and started running off.
Well, Fudd caught up to it and somehow missed its head at point blank range so he waddled up to me, who was still sitting on the ATV in abject horror and motioned for the shitty kukri he keeps around. I handed it to him, and it took several chops to dispatch the thing. Awful, awful show all around.