The Duchess' 50 Tea Recipes - Ch. 59

[AlanAlanSteve]

Also get rid of the no love clause please n' thankye

 

[reedercat]

Dude may be horny, but at least he's like, removing any contractual obligation for them to have sex. ofc he's still gonna wanna boink all the time, but now she can say "no" no matter what. She won't, naturally, since she's lowkey horny too, but it's nice to see that it's an option. Definitely better than him going "let's change the contract to have sex everyday"

 

[Afirs]

SMEXY TEA TIME IT IS

 

[BenjaminRed]

He has the horny

 

[knight_noble]

Literally waiting for the next......

 

[bonkleboi]

Alphonse, herein referred to as The Husband, and (I forgot her name), herein referred to as The Wife, in spirit of leading a succesful marital life, declare to comply with the contents written in this document. Both parties formally declare to:
1. Coordinate and allocate a timeslot where both parties will perform their marital obligations (herein to referred as Pounding, per suggestion of The Husband). Restrictions pertaining location and time shall not apply. However, restrictions regarding health and context may be suggested and discussed, and by result Pounding may be postponed.
AMMENDMENT. Previous conditions and/or restrictions related to Pounding have been lifted and effectively rendered null. The Husband may now suggest and, upon approval, engage in Pounding with The Wife.

 

[aodpds711]

They gonna get some kids soon.

 

[NineTails]

@bonkleboi As far as Alphonse is concerned her name is Wife.

 

[Noisyboy]

@bonkleboi wanna be my lawyer?

 

[Krobelus]

Complete horndog

 

[wisepoet]

Not exactly, he does have the right idea in mind. By not restricting themselves to "the devils tango" at so and so a date, it relieves the pressure they would put themselves through to "do it" at such and such a date.

Source? Actual couples

 

[Psychronia]

The thirst for Wife(TM) is real.
To be fair, taking off the restriction is the best way to progress the intimacy of the relationship. Instead of an obligation, make it a case by case yes/no basis.

I wonder if she'll be able to taste poison with this refined palette of hers.