🏆⚽️ The Great MangaDex Derby: OLD USERS 🆚 NEW USERS

[Cool.Ice]

@gimme_yuri_plz how TF do you know that I play gk and def irl?

 

[Litreara]

Calm down! You're acting impulsively after a discussion with your teammate. Don't end your career just yet. Talk to your agent, and we'll find you a new club where you can start over and thrive!

Nope, not playing.

 

[Cool.Ice]

Nope, not playing.

The winning prize is 1.4 billion

 

[pandascepter]

Gosh, this is the best thread of 2026.

 

[Angry_Panda]

The winning prize is 1.4 billion

... 1.4 billion what?

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

Can I use GITG Launchers?

Sir, this is a football pitch... you know what? Sure! Just don't kill anyone

Why is @5hijima new gen? She joined around the same time I did, I remember seeing her appear around towards the first few months of my activity

Because I vibe coded the team

This is getting dicier. If we send @Litreara and @athayanezant to New Gen, then almost everyone will be from New Gen. The criteria are messy, as intended (lmao), but since Old Gen needs players, we can send her there

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

I don't know what's going, what I am voting for, or if it will hurt me or not in the future.

And you're the best hope for the Old Gen to score goals in this legendary match that will determine the future of shitposting on MangaDex!

Just pray that your teammates will do the heavy lifting for you, son! If the ball comes your way, try to hit it

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

@gimme_yuri_plz how TF do you know that I play gk and def irl?

Send a wave through your window. I'm watching you 👀

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

Gosh, this is the best thread of 2026.

Our downfall is total

... 1.4 billion what?

Monopoly money!

 

[Pandas795]

Logged on right after work and see I'm been dragged into some shenanigans

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

The date of the match has not yet been set. There will be a live transmission. I'm thinking of inviting @Hikineet to be our color analyst

So, Hiki, what do you think of the game so far?
"Thanks for the match"

 

[Litreara]

OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE​

I hereby officially declare that I am not playing.

The inclusion of my name in any team is being done without my authorization, and I will not be playing.

I categorically reject any attempts to put me on any team. My position on this matter is not subject to interpretation.

I appreciate your understanding and expect this statement to be respected.

No further comments will be made at this time.

 

[BakedBanana]

This is getting dicier. If we send @Litreara and @athayanezant to New Gen, then almost everyone will be from New Gen. The criteria are messy, as intended (lmao), but since Old Gen needs players, we can send her there

Join the old gen team! @monkey123 @monkey123 @monkey123 @monkey123

Ph wow im Risky now?? Rude!!

I was going to put you at red, but decided you can't screw it up that badly.

OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE​

I hereby officially declare that I am not playing.

The inclusion of my name in any team is being done without my authorization, and I will not be playing.

I categorically reject any attempts to put me on any team. My position on this matter is not subject to interpretation.

I appreciate your understanding and expect this statement to be respected.

No further comments will be made at this time.

Where's your fighting spirit?! Are we sure this is the same guy frequents the horse sports thread?!

Yuusha to Maou no Lovecom chapter 5

forgive my posting style i was like 13

Said posting style:

tree car

 

[OldVice]

I have no idea what version I joined in. I don't even remember when I originally started lurking either.

The only thing I do remember is that shortly after I joined, that one dude Hoangsomethingorother got banned.

 

[fungifordinner]

I am win

 

[gimme_yuri_plz]

OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE​

I hereby officially declare that I am not playing.

The inclusion of my name in any team is being done without my authorization, and I will not be playing.

I categorically reject any attempts to put me on any team. My position on this matter is not subject to interpretation.

I appreciate your understanding and expect this statement to be respected.

No further comments will be made at this time.

The manager's live reaction:

 

[Sahkuh]

OH YEAH IM A BENCHWARMER!

 

[sterven]

@bigtiddyoneesan
Bro you understand the babbling of these kids explain what the fuck is going on here i would ask @pandascepter but my junglenese is a bit rusty rn

 

[Cool.Ice]

OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE​

I hereby officially declare that I am not playing.

The inclusion of my name in any team is being done without my authorization, and I will not be playing.

I categorically reject any attempts to put me on any team. My position on this matter is not subject to interpretation.

I appreciate your understanding and expect this statement to be respected.

No further comments will be made at this time.

... Do you need a lawyer?

 

[benshapiro]

Let's go ballin'

King E2