The Haiku Thread

[CyanHide]

Procrastination:
A great effortless evil
brought through inaction

I long for the days
where my body labors more
than my selfish mind.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

First came characters,
then a string of characters,
forming a story.

 

[Teddy]

Characters make tales
The bards sing of characters
Words aren't characters.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

look what we have here,
a miscommunication,
muddling things up.

https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Character_(computing)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_(computer_science)

 

[CyanHide]

A hop, step and bow.
Silent and meaningful in
Absolver, a game.

To think I would write
Praise for it’s atmosphere and
aesthetics, merci

but right before a
case of misunderstanding
befell you users.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/473690/Absolver/

 

[Garakuta]

A fluffy pillow
saves the day of any man.
A soft blanket, too.

 

[BlackGeneral]

The manga rock faggs,
thousands of them, everywhere!
Where's my flamethrower?

I have to protect
the purity of the threads
from their filthiness.

 

[kronix]

The above message is an excellent example of how fucked up the moderation staff is in mangadex. I have been banned first time for a month for not breaking of the rules of the site in my comment, just hurt the mods feeling I guess, then I get banned for another month for exposing the mod for his/her mistake with PROOF he/she had no basis for banning me.

And finally, I changed my avatar, profile description to show how I was right and he/she was wrong and it got to him/her so bad that he/she removed all of my personal avatar, description, etc from my profile... and is constantly (daily) changing my profile URL to whatever he/she likes.

Talk about abuse of power

but no worries, apparently it's fine to call people in derogatory terms, personally harass a group of individuals as long as you are not alpha kronix.

 

[Zephyrus]

@kronix
The only thing you won was a permanent comment ban.

Congratulations.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

FFFFF
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[Teddy]

Speak O' Computing
What sorcery be you with
Call Inquisitors

 

[BlackGeneral]

Moderated? Me?
Does that make me a bad boy?
I'm sowwy mommy.

 

[Teddy]

Sun, rain, hail, cloudy,
thunderstorms, hails, light showers
AND FALLING MEATBALLS

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Where is that damn page?!
It's location eludes me,
wasting all my time.

(Based on a true story)

 

[CyanHide]

What had happened here?
There were two posts here, but now
They blew up and away

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Offensive haikus,
expunged by a divine wind
thanks to the mod's work.

 

[Teddy]

First bump, second bump
Third bump, fourth bump and fifth bump
Perfect cure of death

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Death cannot be cured,
an inevitable truth:
valar morghulis.

 

[BlackGeneral]

I should be working,
But my mind keeps wandering,
Thinking stupid things.
---------------
Practice makes perfect.
Soon, I will be an expert.
A lonely master.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

A declaration
of one's procrastination,
what in tarnation?