The Haiku Thread

[Garakuta]

Do not take your meal
out to the dangerous sea.
A soggy hotdog.

 

[nehnehneji]

How sleep alludes me
Though my body be wary
Thus I read manga

 

[BlackGeneral]

The greatest of Gods.
Aesthetic, climbing and golf.
Also Flappy Bird.

 

[Teddy]

Revival my dear
Dance to the rhythm my dear
A thread necrosis

 

[hazzack]

sometime i wish that
someone so creative could
summon elder gods

by unusual means
with nothing more or none less
than a lit haiku

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@hazzack

There's only six gods,
their names are dyed crimson red,
blood from the banished.

 

[Teddy]

Vaccinations poised
Mercury injected in
Autism from fish

 

[EOTFOFYL]

It's a proven fact,
Vaccinated people die.
Cause of death: old age.

 

[CyanHide]

A flute, a lute, a
bold song for a lord, and yet
no smiles around

 

[EOTFOFYL]

A hero's ballad,
performed for the city lord.
He is not amused.

 

[Teddy]

A fool's dancing joy
Cultural appropriation
The mad chicken sues

 

[Albwin]

It is Boxing Day.
Christmas is almost over
But some things remain:

Catchy Christmas tunes
will stay in my mind until
March comes at the least.

And Holiday food!
My belly has sure increased.
You now what I mean?

And the Christmas gifts
connected to memories
of this year's Christmas.

Being together
with one's family and friends.
That's what Christmas is!

 

[Killjoynik]

I had a chance
To construct something beautiful
And I choked

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Opportunities,
fleeting like a morning breeze,
but not as common.

 

[Teddy]

New year and new me
REEEEEEE
Uwu Uwu Ooh

 

[Jordan_Weeberson]

New year and new me.
I shouldn't have cloned myself.
He wants to kill me.

Getting drunk is bad.
Even more if it is with
crazy scientists.

 

[Jordan_Weeberson]

"Go to bed early"
A new year resolution
Already broken.

Too lazy to search
For a Gif fitting my thoughts
Or a correct ending.

 

[Jordan_Weeberson]

Shameless double post.
And watch, there's come a third one.
I'm unstoppable

 

[Jordan_Weeberson]

Do people hate me?
This question keeps haunting me.
Insecurity.

 

[Jordan_Weeberson]

Who is holding it?
This dramatic garden hose.
A well kept secret.