The Haiku Thread

[Teddy]

Give a man a fish
Give him a knife and a flint
He'll trade it for wine

Give a man knowledge
Give him Books, Scrolls and Parchments
He'll trade it for toys

Give a man a wife
Give him support and company
Secure the Waifu

 

[LonelyPerson]

The Great bell rings loud,
It’s rhythmic resonance echo,
Through a empty land

Alone the bell stands,
The world broken long ago,
Once again it rings.

Growing quieter,
It falls silent evermore,
The land without sound.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

A lonely person,
despite having company
his heart is hollow.

 

[Teddy]

Is this a manwhore
Or a gold digger's dream man
Secure his waifu

 

[Garakuta]

A wonderful squid
was waiting at the crossing
with sharpened resolve.

He gathers his ki.
Now ready to cross the line.
He takes a step forth.

But to his surprise,
he suffocates on the spot.
A fish is a fish.

 

[justforthelulz]

"Please join our discord.
We really need translators.
Visit us today."

 

[Teddy]

I gotta go fast
Hedgehogs make for good roadkill
The car's right behind

 

[Teddy]

What would be better
Affectionate crazy girls
Or being alone

 

[EOTFOFYL]

What's wrong with crazy?
A matter of perspective.
It beats solitude.

 

[Teddy]

Crazy girls use knives
Tsunderes only slap you
Bruises vs stitches.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Even poison is
For the man deeply in love
A delicious meal

 

[BlackGeneral]

In this glacial world
will I ever find a place
who could warm my heart?

 

[BlackGeneral]

My Happy Radar
doesn't detect anything
This world has no hope!

 

[BlackGeneral]

Do explosive breasts
produce inflammable milk?
Highly probable.

More mind blowing facts
About Breasts and Japanese
On my stupid thread

 

[EOTFOFYL]

A feast for one's eyes,
fresh haikus from the oven!
A sight to behold.

 

[BlackGeneral]

To see your loved ones
Enjoying the meal you cooked
Is the real feast.

 

[Teddy]

Milk has some Glucose
All Glucose is flammable
Milk is flammable

 

[LonelyPerson]

A person long gone,
A Void left in people’s hearts,
Missing their dear friend.

 

[rougeblush]

water among the trees
dews settles at dusk
dawn shatters the night

 

[BlackGeneral]

I do not lose faith.
My waifu will one morning
come out of the screen.