The Haiku Thread

[LonelyPerson]

sitting all alone,
Wishing for some company,
Yet afraid to talk.

 

[Teddy]

Nice guys finish last
Simple solution to that
The secret is crime

 

[MoonlightFairy]

You came from a town,
To the whole country,
Now you're a global headlines.

Oh Corona,
Dirty people now became cleaner,
Still have social anxiety and still afraid.

Wash your hands often,
At least five times a day,
I wish us all to stay healthy.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Amidst the panic
I got myself Corona,
tastes kinda funky.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Thank you gracious wind.
Today again you showed me
a tasty panty.

 

[Albwin]

The second day of
anti-Corona shutdown
here in Germany:

Some people are too
hysteric, all panicking.
That doesn't quite help.

Panic buying of
toilet paper will never
prevent infections.

Others make merry
going out with family
since the schools are closed.

(Just as true for all
places which do not cover
the most basic needs.)

This is no good, too.
We all should stay calm and then
await what's to come.

I hope that quite soon
Corona is but a thing
of the distant past.

@EOTFOFYL:
If you really are
infected with this disease
recuperate soon.

I wish you the best
in those hard and dire times.
Stay strong if you can!

 

[justforthelulz]

OP, what bad luck.
Infected by Corona,
Hope you recover.

 

[Jordan_Weeberson]

Wasn't it a joke
About the Corona beers
They taste funky too.

 

[Albwin]

@Jordan_Weeberson:
@EOTFOFYL:

So it was a joke.
Since I am a nondrinker
I didn't know this.

Well, better it is,
using black humor and not
being ill for real.

Humor, after all,
is the best medicine known
against all sorrows.

 

[Dell0406]

Read a good manga
Named Girls Last Tour
You can read it now

 

[justforthelulz]

Corona beer sucks,
Haiku meaning does not change,
Will not edit post.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

You guys are mean yo,
thinking I've been infected,
I'll haunt you later.

 

[justforthelulz]

One little problem,
How are you gonna haunt us,
If you're still alive?

 

[Albwin]

@EOTFOFYL:

As I said before
I didn't know it was beer
so please let me off.

*******

What's crazy these days
is people taking part in
Corona parties.

But that's nothing new.
The same thing was also done
in earlier times.

14th Century
Europe saw such parties when
plague outbreak occured.

Only nowadays
we won't see flagellants who
are whipping themselves.

I hope so at least.
But humans never do learn
from the history.

 

[LonelyPerson]

Sir Albwin by chance,
Are you from the icy lands,
of the Swedish folk?

Ignore my query,
It seems I am mistaken,
I feel like a fool.

I’ve mistaken you,
For a different person,
For that am sorry.

 

[justforthelulz]

@LonelyPerson
I'm guessing you saw the flag,
then you understood?

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Oh calamari,
why do you taste so funny?
Where is the hot sauce?

 

[Teddy]

Requested some pain
Received pain and just couldn't
Pikachu faces

 

[HughMann]

Hyakuretsu ken!
ATATATATATATA!
You're already dead.

Spoiler

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Gone are the old days,
memories of better times.
Only pain remains.

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