The Haiku Thread

[iwannachew]

Why must you spill tea
The thought of it breaks my heart
Tis drink from heaven.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

It's hard to drink tea
in a moving vehicle.
Shitty suspension.

 

[Tamerlane]

YOU FOOL! IT IS HERE!
THE SUPERFAST JELLYFISH!
My stand, is active!

 

[kato20]

Kawaii~i~i!
Do you get the reference?
It’s from Gintama

 

[Teddy]

Up, up, down, down, left
right, left, right, B, A, Start button
Code of Konami

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

When I meet my end
someone reincarnate me
like Konosuba

 

[Alraisen]

Vtuber's haiku
both funny and misterious
a new world waiting

 

[Halo]

I spy thee again
Five hundred two, Bad Gateway
Nginx, numbers, Ubuntu

 

[Teddy]

Strongest mangadex
I beseech thee, learn my power
Vote my man Teddy

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

You have swayed me, sir
Out of the many choices
Teddy is my pick

 

[pandascepter]

Headache and thoughts
Have you regret the thing ?
Oh, my sleep schedule

Blue looking eyes
Remind me of the water
Just like the cloud.

Dead people song.
I regret for listening to it.
But, i feel rather relieve
They're masterpiece of this world
Let's listen it together

 

[pandascepter]

Are you okay ?
Lets share this pain together
And say goodbye to loneliness.
ーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー
I am sorry mother....
The day before, i lied to you
Now i regret it
Because i cant say sorry anymore.

 

[pandascepter]

Ah, that child's ice......
Let's cheers her with the new one.....
why is she scared.......
"Here's some new ice cream for you"

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@pandascepter

Quite gloomy haikus
perhaps there's pain behind them
Oi, you alright m8?

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Too much depression.
Problem, solution... Fox girls.
The answer to all.

 

[pandascepter]

@bigtiddyoneesan

Taking some blunt
Thinking about what should i asnwer
I think, life is hard......
That's just some cliche shit
Jst relax and say
Thank you for your concern man.

 

[pandascepter]

Smoking is like YinYang
Nothing is comes good from it
Rather than a thought
A thought about, how's life m8
"just die alrd" he said
That's just some another same thought.

 

[pandascepter]

Thicc is good
but have you ever heard....

 

[Tamerlane]

Enjambment in a
Haiku is weird. Caesuras
are even weirder.

 

[justforthelulz]

@Tamerlane
I was so confused,
I thought you wrote "Caesarus",
Turns out I misread.