The Haiku Thread

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@pandascepter

I feel resemblance
one can never truly know
another's troubles

Bold as this may be
I trust you will overcome
we're gonna make it
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@EOTFOFYL

I fear no fox girl
yet that thing, it frightens me
I'll keep to dragons

 

[Tamerlane]

Caesuras are breaks
In the flow of reading lines
Periods and Hyphens

Dear @Justforthelulz,
for more weird poetry terms,
feel free to ask me!

 

[pandascepter]

Dear @Tamerlane
Youre not just weird in Haikus
But a clown too

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@justforthelulz
Misread is just human's nature
Like it or not, sometimes its funny
Because, THE MORE YOU KNOW.

 

[Tamerlane]

It's four-seven-four,
The poem that you wrote me.
Syllables are wrong

That's not a haiku.
Haikus go five-seven-five
The clown is now you

So @pandascepter
Be wary of throwing stones
when your house is glass

 

[pandascepter]

Oppsie i guess you're right.
I feel i am not a clown
But The entire circus

😂😂😂

 

[BlackGeneral]

A new profile pic.
In honor of the Goddess
Join the ガオー Club.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Hinako Best Girl
What the hell is wrong with you?
This game is garbage!

Ps. For the one who don't speak Japanese, he is basically saying: "I am retarded."
PPs. This game isn't garbage. It's actually my favorite.

 

[BlackGeneral]

In a last weezee
@pandascepter 's life ended
Press F in the chat

FFFFF
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[EOTFOFYL]

Are you okay sir?
Do you need your inhaler?
Call a medic now!

 

[Kaizeel]

I am almost broke
I spent all my damn money
Those god damn furries

 

[EOTFOFYL]

I know that feeling,
too many "KO KO DA YO"
makes a sad Doctor.

 

[BlackGeneral]

@EOTFOFYL I, Black General, Hero of The Goaddesse, defy you in a Haiku Contest.
Rule: Posting a New Haiku on this thread Everyday.
The First of us who miss a day loses.
If you lose, you will have to accept my friend request, if I lose, well, I am not going to lose.

A haiku contest
A battle to win a friend
It's time to duel.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

How admirable.
although you could just ask me;
rather roundabout.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

I shall oversee
the brutal fight before me
and pass my judgement.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Once you lose your hair
You also lose all respect
Incessant laughter...

 

[EOTFOFYL]

You fookin wat mate?
Don't make me come over there,
three-sixty no scope.

 

[Albwin]

In gipsy belief
bald people reincarnate
as fish after death.

 

[Richman]

I think blackgeneral and EOTFOFYL switched accounts.

 

[BlackGeneral]

My tongue is burning
This red tea is boiling
I need an Ice Cream.

Source

 

[BlackGeneral]

Like a dog waiting
for his master to be back.
I want my Haiku.