This poor epicurean ikemen just wants to make some friends. Don't bully him! He's living the way his ikemen ancestors would have, a hunter-gatherer lifestyle wherein he subsists entirely on the extra bentos provided by his fanclub and various small arthropods he finds around the campus. His water fountain privileges were revoked after the malnutrition made him delusional and he started unconsciously doing Touga Kiryu's trademark shirt-off poses from Utena (it's honestly a terrible condition, he just can't help himself) so now his only source of water is licking the sweat off his own body. A truly unfortunate soul.
Please, think of the bishies. Donate today and you can help a himbo in need, just one phone call and you could be the reason a pair of unnaturally large hands clenches in joy!
Also, there's a romcom. It's cute, but seeing this ouji fuck everything up constantly is honestly funnier right now. Things seem to actually be developing and the great god of trash fantasy has given us a decent set of protagonists in Sharina and Riol, who skirt the stereotypes they're designed to represent but haven't fallen into them yet. Um, that's it. It's on chapter 4, I didn't want to write this but the sheer power of this deuteragonist (and his pitch perfect impression of popular bishounen/shoujo romance male character tropes) made me do it. I literally did it for him. I hope my son finds happiness, and a stable source of protein.