The Lecture You Would Never Want Your Parents to Give You - Ch. 14 - Mysterious nickname given to parents

[D00T]

The latest Dyson V15 is rated at 72 cfm
That's almost 34 liters per second of suction power.

Dad is getting sucked dry for sure

 

[BroxTheMeerkat]

The

is delayed until she searches what Dyson means

 

[Wanderer00]

 

[Haezer]

Damn I guess I'm the one that doesn't get the joke then. Dammit I wanna laugh too

 

[Wanderer00]

Damn I guess I'm the one that doesn't get the joke then. Dammit I wanna laugh too

Well, to explain: Dyson is a expensive, very powerful and efficient type of vacuum cleaner, and in this case i think the dad called her that nickname because of her ability to...uhm...yeah.

 

[chatnoirchatgris]

Well, to explain: Dyson is a expensive, very powerful and efficient type of vacuum cleaner, and in this case i think the dad called her that nickname because of her ability to...uhm...yeah.

Dysons don't lose suction even when full

 

[ieatass69]

SUCTION

 

[Eighty-six]

What kind of nickname is that? It's too long!
"Yo, Just like a a Dyson!"
"Just like a Dyson, get over here!"
"Just like a Dyson is here, now this party has started!"
Awful.

Probably sounds wittier in Japanese.

 

[frostmonolith]

Hottest head

 

[somercet]

"Nothing sucks like an VAX."

But I hate bagless vacuums.

 

[alacaelum]

Suction power... OVER 9000.

 

[Otaku_D_Gamer]

I see the das is a man of culture as well. Dyson is also my vacuum brand of choice. lol