There was once a nameless guard who sat before an Inn, watching guests come and go; he simply smiled and grinned. But before him did step a lad and lass; when all of a sudden, he become rather crass. He remarked she was unable to enter the Inn that night; insulting her integrity simply out of spite. By the time the dawn came; the Inn Guard no longer stood; pummeled to a bloody pulp from a situation misunderstood all because he could.