@Pika ,
@Markgraf and
@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN are having a gay threesome in a hot tub to make $20 each.
Now, if you’ll excuse me lads, I have a date with a shotshell to the forehead...
Edit: May 12, 2019
Little did this poor sod realize that DANDAN_THE_DANDAN is still an eldritch god capable of altering reality...