The Person Above You Thread!

[CyanHide]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN is the semen (eeuuugghh....) that the water (me) is trying to get away from by gradually evaporating away, only to sadly realize that it keeps being refilled...

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@CyanHide is inside me as I am inside CyanHide.

 

[CyanHide]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN is raping me, send help

 

[Markgraf]

@CyanHide is realizing that mistakes were made.

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

@Markgraf please stop watching @CyanHide getting raped.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@AfterMidnightMoon please stop standing there awkwardly and help me take his pants off

 

[Markgraf]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN is so agitated by the impending struggle between Komi & Manbagi over Tadano that he's dreaming that he's Hitomi & thinks that @CyanHide is actually Shouosuke.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Dandan gas become so deluded that he forced @Markgraf into his yaoi fanfiction crossover about Tadano x All Might where Markgraf is Tadano getting Detroit Smashed by Dandan who is Deku

 

[CyanHide]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN ‘s profile pic actually is a recording of a crying loli, meaning that the FBI are coming over to his location soon...

Spoiler

Does this mean that I’m gonna get out of this dungeon alive? Find out on the next episode of DRAGON BALL Z

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@CyanHide's pfp is a real photo of what they found in my woohoo dungeon

 

[Markgraf]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN fled town still dripping wet when the FBI raided his woohoo dungeon because of suspected loli endangerment.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@Markgraf is the FBI who just busted to a loli masturbating and since their work cam recorded everything, they got arrested for possessing child pornography.

Spoiler

No u

 

[CyanHide]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN doesn’t realize that I’m the guy with the gun in my profile pic, meaning that I still have a fighting chance against him and the horrors within...

Spoiler

Until the ammo runs dry...

 

[Markgraf]

@CyanHide screams "NANI!!" when @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN transforms into a magical girl & turns his gun into a rainbow striped lolipop.

Spoiler

"For Love and Justice, the pretty sailor suited soldier Sailor DANDAN! In the name of the loli I will punish you!"

 

[CyanHide]

@Markgraf ruined my suicide attempt, and then subsequently sided with an eldritch god without being bribed or anything.

Spoiler

I am still being attacked by horrors in the basement as well, aren’t I? Speaking of horror, we completely derailed this from being about talking about fellow users to just flat out suffering... Well, me mostly.

 

[Markgraf]

@CyanHide is the unwitting beneficiary of an eldritch god's whimsical mood when they are transported from a dungeon of horrors to an idyllic pastoral landscape with cute kemonomimi girls peeking out from behind the nearby trees.

 

[CyanHide]

@Markgraf is not only a Neutral Eldritch God, but also the subject of worship. Mayhaps the kemonomimis (god that sounds difficult to pronounce) worship him as well, and mayhaps be willing to spread his wisdom.

Spoiler

I’m gonna stop posting here for more than 24 hours to see how much things change and encourage new posters

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@CyanHide is secretly a double agent sent by Truck-kun to scout for new isekai recruits however @Markgraf unwittingly summoned the Nine Eldritch Gods when they awakened Pretty Sailor Suited Soldier Sailor DANDAN who - plot twist - was actually a Chaotic Neutral Eldritch God.

@AfterMidnightMoon is Lawful Good, @Pika is Chaotic Good, @BlackGeneral is True Neutral. We are totally best buddies I am totally not blackmailing them with my woohoo dungeon

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN finally invited blackmailed me to his woohoo dungeon.

Spoiler

what's a woohoo dungeon?

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@AfterMidnightMoon ate a mysterious mushroom in my woohoo dungeon.

Spoiler

Imagine Mario World but lewdeadly