The Person Above You Thread!

[Nutzlos]

@zetsubouzanto has an athlete-foot fetish and proud of the fact

 

[Potato]

@Nutzlos sniffs elderly people on the train.

 

[Pika]

@Potato judges people sniffing the elderly but does it himself too and rank them by their smell

 

[Nutzlos]

@Pika is first place on Potato's list

 

[Zephyrus]

@Nutzlos actually watched every single filler episode in Naruto and *liked* them.

 

[Potato]

@Zephyrus doesn't recycle plastic bottles.

 

[zetsubouzanto]

@Potato sold his/her soul to devil to gain access to sadpanda

...

this will become a flaming-fest?

 

[BlackGeneral]

@zetsubouzanto never goes to the forest because he is afraid that trees will eat him.

 

[Zephyrus]

@BlackGeneral stole all of the Ent-wives.

(Google if you don't get the reference!)

 

[zetsubouzanto]

@Zephyrus have pedobear full-body costume inside his closet

 

[Juiceboat]

@zetsubouzanto is the pedobear in your closet

 

[EN]

@Juiceboat is not even a real boat.

 

[Zephyrus]

@EN steals the purses of little old ladies, the cad!

 

[Pika]

@Zephyrus sells counterfeit goods by grinding bricks and disposed food into powder and claims it to be an effective aphrodisiac

 

[BlackGeneral]

@Pika has erectile dysfunction.

 

[zetsubouzanto]

@BlackGeneral is actually white colonel

 

[BlackGeneral]

@zetsubouzanto drinks 10 liters of coffee per day because he's scared to sleep since he watched "A Nightmare on Elm Street"

 

[fappabusta]

@BlackGeneral watches anime.

 

[BlackGeneral]

@retzikun is the greatest detective of all time, his power of deduction is immeasurable.

 

[zetsubouzanto]

@BlackGeneral who is actually a whitecolonel have a gunnery sergeant fetish