"Sir! We've completed a perfectly fine super soldier with ZERO side effects!"
"HWAT?! YOU IDIOTS! WHAT KIND OF FAILURE OF A SCIENTIST ARE YOU THAT YOU ENDED UP CREATING A SUCCESSFUL INTEGRATION OF HUMAN AND MONSTER CELLS WITH ZERO SIDE EFFECTS?! THE GUY WHO SAID MASTURBATION WAS CAUSED BY UNCUT FORESKINS WOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU!"