The Skeleton Soldier Failed to Defend the Dungeon - Vol. 1 Ch. 61

[MyriadDestiny]

I've straight up lost track of the story now.

 

[omatic]

...and then Skelly woke up, and all the silly things that we thought happened, hadn't.

- The long-range magical tracking device in the shiny armor didn't happen.
- The attempt to make a skeleton dog less conspicuous by putting a red cape over it, something that meat dogs don't even usually have, didn't happen.
- The random troll-in-a-barrel, sitting in the empty house Skelly just happened to visit, didn't happen.
- The unbeatable terminator-knight that haunts Skelly for seemingly no reason, didn't happen.
- The successful silencing of a skeleton, whose speech must be magical, being silenced by the removal of its jaw - something that isn't even directly responsible for meat people's ability to speak, that also didn't happen.
- The arrival of a kitsune ninja nun assassin wielding explosive golden beetles, whose whole purpose is to be a mobile guild clerk / estate attorney, with essence-based magical tracking ability, didn't happen.
- The rise of the terminator-knight from a pool of blood, thanks to a random potion that he kinda bit into instead of imbibed, didn't happen.
- The dramatic reveal of a BEETLE-SHAPED NINJA MOTORBIKE, on which the kitsune ninja nun assassin apparently arrived, didn't happen.

All of these things - things we thought happened, actually didn't. For, Skelly was dreaming, you see. This was naught but a fun and pointless diversion from the plot - a semi-serious plot taking place in a realm with consistent rules and causation.

 

[Ajuioke2]

Murderous bastard? YOU’RE the murderous bastard.

 

[Mr_Cleaner]

what?

 

[Tatherwood]

While I saw it coming, now I feel bad for the horse.

Also, she's got robot beetles AND a beetle motorbike.
...a motorbike.

Okay then.

@Mr_Cleaner

what?

Glad to see I'm not alone.

 

[Kaldrak]

Oh, he is PISSED.

 

[elizangel]

I have no idea what I’m reading anymore.. a motorcycle.... I’m not mad tho

 

[gugadoo]

HOW TF SHE HAS A FUCKING BIKE??????????/

 

[Sparrowhawk]

NYANI?

 

[izayamikaelis]

i can't help but laugh when i see that beetlebike xD
i mean....seriously author?

 

[kamentierr]

so the arc now basically the skeleton get thrown against strong enemies then get saved by strong passerby and he scavenged any leftovers abilities, repeat.

Also that beetle bike is damn cool. kinda reminds me of kuuga's bike when fused with gouram.

 

[nobody2002]

Yep. More random strange out of nowhere shit happened. Again.