Kanpeki Sugite Kawaigeganai to Kon'yaku Hakisareta Seijo wa Ringoku ni Urareru - Vol. 3 Ch. 13 - Family

[Psychronia]

Well.

Get fucked? Literally nothing they can do about it, is there? Their military is trash, they have no resources, and they're the ones that literally sold their claim to the saintess.

 

[IhsanWeeb]

Question: How do you translate "LOL NO, YOU COMPLETE IMBECILES!! YOU HELPLESSLY MORONIC DIPSTICKS! NO FREAKING WAY ARE WE RETURNING OUR AWESOME SAINT INTO YOUR INCOMPETENT, FOOLISH HANDS!" into noble courteous speech?

a series of ChatGPT prompts leads me to this:

"Art thou daft or merely drunk on thine own delusions? That we should return our most sacred Saint into the fumbling grasp of such witless, blithering knaves is a jest unfit even for fools' court. Nay, thou gibbering simpletons, thy past ineptitudes have scorched what little trust thou once possessed. We reject thy plea with all the grace thou sorely lack, and bid thee crawl back whence thou came, ere thy folly offends the heavens further."

pretty good imo