The V5's Big Three!

[Basic_human]

Speech.

Link to quote.

I've heard your voice but I still can't believe you a real person and not AI text to speech given how consistent the voice sound

 

[Robinisback]

Aren't we missing a speech from one of the big three?

I suppose so, I did make that announcement as the host of the contest.

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Greeting, my Forumers,


With a great heart I'd like to announce the fact that the voting period has finally ended. The competition was fairly close. (Atleast between the top 3)

Firstly, I'd like congratulate @Angry_Panda for making it to the top and becoming the reigning Champion and he certainly deserves this position, he is a kid's favourite, we should use him as a banner for the forums to attract more people.

2nd place:- @Robinisback You suck ass, bro. Get lost.

3rd place:- @BakedBanana congratulations for making it to the top. You're actually the true Specialz. The forum ain't the same without you.

(P.S.:- I'm expecting a celebratory speech from you guys.)

Thanks to all the 36 people who voted in such a shitty thread which I made solely for fun, they made it much more fun. Thanks for your votes.

Hello, Forums! I want to thank you people for voting me to the 2nd place, I'd also like to thank @Robinisback (The host) for making such a shitty contest. It is indeed a very honorable position.

Since I am already on the stage, I'd like to share my story of reaching to the success I currently have.

It all started back on July 29th, 2020, when I used to be a young naive homeless kid, who didn't know any better better about difference between Solo Leveling and a good manga, I drifted from here to there until I found this site. The Mangaest of them all, The Mangadex and here I discovered a community, a community which was well-active and thriving, the community was seeming controlled by the de-facto leaders called Mangadex mods, but few days of observance (Lurking) would have told you that it was actually controlled by the certain organization, who called themselves GFG, a band of shitposters who were woven together by sheer irony and idiocy and the leader of them all was @bigtiddyoneesan, he was a super shitposter unrivaled by all. He was my hero, unfortunately as a lurker I couldn't do much about it, He remained as a hero and I remained as a lurking fan.... That is until I made a thread and BTO commented on it and I realised I was trolled for my mistake. How utterly inconceivable. That was the day I realized that you can't count on anyone, especially not your heroes.

Left heartbroken, I sought vengeance but as a powerless lurker who isn't even the part of GFG, but since I couldn't be one, I planned to take down the entire V3 and the GFG, and create the new era of V5 where everyone can be a shitposter.

"When everyone is a shitposter ,then no one will be!"

but I knew I couldn't have done anything by myself, so I went back and hid in my den and I worked day and night and made some shady connections, I finally managed to convince some people who wanted revenge and money to take the site down, and finally on March 21st, 2021 and now people call it the "El Hombre Incident". IT WAS ALL ME!! I WAS THE REASON YOU COULDN'T SHITPOST FOR TWO YEARS STRAIGHT!!

Our plan succeeded and we managed to take his playground down, and when I felt like I can finally rest now with the newly built V5 group, he came back!! but this time I'll make sure to take him down with the team of V5ers I've built. Keep your eyes open, BTO, for you will never know when the rug full of shit under your feet will be pull by me!!

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That's enough of my sob backstory (Shitposting), I genuinely didn't expect myself to be in the top 5, let alone be the second in the entire poll, thankiess!

 

[Angry_Panda]

I suppose so, I did make that announcement as the host of the contest.

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Hello, Forums! I want to thank you people for voting me to the 2nd place, I'd also like to thank @Robinisback (The host) for making such a shitty contest. It is indeed a very honorable position.

Since I am already on the stage, I'd like to share my story of reaching to the success I currently have.

It all started back on July 29th, 2020, when I used to be a young naive homeless kid, who didn't know any better better about difference between Solo Leveling and a good manga, I drifted from here to there until I found this site. The Mangaest of them all, The Mangadex and here I discovered a community, a community which was well-active and thriving, the community was seeming controlled by the de-facto leaders called Mangadex mods, but few days of observance (Lurking) would have told you that it was actually controlled by the certain organization, who called themselves GFG, a band of shitposters who were woven together by sheer irony and idiocy and the leader of them all was @bigtiddyoneesan, he was a super shitposter unrivaled by all. He was my hero, unfortunately as a lurker I couldn't do much about it, He remained as a hero and I remained as a lurking fan.... That is until I made a thread and BTO commented on it and I realised I was trolled for my mistake. How utterly inconceivable. That was the day I realized that you can't count on anyone, especially not your heroes.

Left heartbroken, I sought vengeance but as a powerless lurker who isn't even the part of GFG, but since I couldn't be one, I planned to take down the entire V3 and the GFG, and create the new era of V5 where everyone can be a shitposter.

"When everyone is a shitposter ,then no one will be!"

but I knew I couldn't have done anything by myself, so I went back and hid in my den and I worked day and night and made some shady connections, I finally managed to convince some people who wanted revenge and money to take the site down, and finally on March 21st, 2021 and now people call it the "El Hombre Incident". IT WAS ALL ME!! I WAS THE REASON YOU COULDN'T SHITPOST FOR TWO YEARS STRAIGHT!!

Our plan succeeded and we managed to take his playground down, and when I felt like I can finally rest now with the newly built V5 group, he came back!! but this time I'll make sure to take him down with the team of V5ers I've built. Keep your eyes open, BTO, for you will never know when the rug full of shit under your feet will be pull by me!!

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That's enough of my sob backstory (Shitposting), I genuinely didn't expect myself to be in the top 5, let alone be the second in the entire poll, thankiess!

Please do not share your sob story, This is NOT America's Got Talent.

 

[Robinisback]

But Panda, the voting is over so I can't influence the votes anymore. Besides, we already know that award ceremonies are just group therapy sessions with a trophy at the end.

 

[Manko-sensei]

But Panda, the voting is over so I can't influence the votes anymore. Besides, we already know that award ceremonies are just group therapy sessions with a trophy at the end.

I thought they were self-promo and political schemes though?!

 

[Angry_Panda]

the voting is over

The poll has closed. The voting is  never over.

 

[athayanezant]

Real men don't use alts but instead @ their pals to muddy the votes.

Oh what's that? Looks like we forgot someone.. @oniichaniscute @DavidianMillerian (RIP lol)

I'm @DavidianMillerian, and I approve this message.

I would never rat out a pal.

It was Ant.

Yea TOTALLY me. Uh-huh. Olrite. Okay Banana.

someone mentioned me here and I wanna know who it is

You see these, buddy, I was NEVER summoned you here, but in the other thread!!! Goddamnit.

 

[athayanezant]

I think I should confess my sins here. Actually... I forgot to vote.
I wanna vote for PapaPanda, Banana, the blind bird and myself. Sorry guys. I'm too busy for being sick.

 

[Basic_human]

I think we should treat this thread as a yearly because we didn't know the people who would come and go as year go. Like were this list a year back ago I wouldn't vote Robin but eatass instead

 

[Robinisback]

I think we should treat this thread as a yearly because we didn't know the people who would come and go as year go. Like were this list a year back ago I wouldn't vote Robin but eatass instead

You voted for ME, buddy? Maybe I'll still keep pushing the "John Doe is actually the best name" campaign, after all.

 

[Aluminium_Spaghetti]

I'm still confused. How'd I get three votes? No matter how much I count I can't come up with a third person who would vote me as specialz.

 

[Angry_Panda]

I'm still confused. How'd I get three votes? No matter how much I count I can't come up with a third person who would vote me as specialz.

• Big Aluminium (not to be confused with Big Aluminum)
• Big Spaghetti
• Big Slug

 

[BakedBanana]

I'm still confused. How'd I get three votes? No matter how much I count I can't come up with a third person who would vote me as specialz.

It must have been because of my stellar advertising, I take full credit.

Make sure to give me 5 stars on Dex-chan rating board.

 

[Robinisback]

I'm still confused. How'd I get three votes? No matter how much I count I can't come up with a third person who would vote me as specialz.

Well, the poll is over so don't think much about it, buddy. (My alt)
You might never just find an actual answer to satisfy your curiosity. (It was my alt)
Better let the bygones be bygone.

Now if you read my message really slowly you may or may not find be able to find a really subtle clue. Well, I just hope you're just able to accept the fact you're liked by many and just move on.

 

[Blocky_Mudkip]

What kinda person would have an alt.

 

[Rounded_Magikarp]

What kinda person would have an alt.

Yeah isn't that like against the rules or something

 

[Edo4169]

Yeah isn't that like against the rules or something

You talk about rules?
I'm sure that no one think about rule other than the mod.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

you can't count on anyone, especially not your heroes.

wsg Buddy. didn't mean to vibe check you in front of the huzz. no cap, on skibidi.

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quite the compelling story. i have no clue who this "GFG" is or why you see messages from them even when you're alone in a cushioned room with no access to technology, but what i can say is that the Hombre incident was a blessing in disguise, so thank you for your service.

it's actually very heartening to see that new life has been breathed into this forum. playing this forum really makes me feel like i'm Degrassi from Degressi: the next generation. any of the disgusting leafs in chat will surely understand the reference (fuck you leafs fuck you fuck you i'm serious).

the whole cast is here too. angry panda is Drake (the music artist/raper) because he's musically inclined, david is david bowie because he's a freak but a good freak, sterben is patrick stewart, bakedbanana is Jimmy because he's parapalegic, pandascepter is Jimmy from south park, eotfofyl is castigado subaru (hombre deniedo) (wn), hazzack is the joker from Joker, and i'm the creepy teacher who gets along with the students a little too well

 

[BakedBanana]

bakedbanana is Jimmy because he's parapalegic

Need a ride?

 

[Blocky_Mudkip]

So when's the small 3 poll