Had to come back and reread this one because holy shit why are they so cuuuuute? He's putting up a front both because he's trying to downplay the harassment he was just shielded from, and also because he's just so shy about voicing his own desires. And he's wearing a dress. And she's wearing a bear onesie. The quickshot. Holy shit. What is this precious fucking creature???
sHe needs pegged in that dress and told that she's pretty right fucking now.