@Granitefish
Yeah, she spilled the beer on both of their clothes and in a drunk frenzy tried to remove both their clothes. She succeeded in punching the lights out of senpai. Still in a drunken state, she put him on the bed and pulled on the blanket to cover herself. The spirit of lust, Lilith, appeared from inside senpai's testicles and she fought Lilith off with her projectile vomit and the power of love. She then fell asleep from exhaustion.
standard romance trope