"Captain Karen is...
1: ...leaving the country tonight on the next airship!"
2: ...having another fever! Quick, come and wipe her body!"
3: ...abducted by a band of were-rabbits!"
4: ...getting married!"
5: ...cooking! Please stop her, for the sake of public safety!"
6: ...missing in action!"
7: ...secretly a man!"
8: ...secretly your sister!"
9: ...asking to see the manager! What should we do!?"