Totally normal chess

[KATCRX]

Okay, this is just sad.

 

[Doedoel]

So... can I pull the Panda Gambit, where I steal gramps' key and ram the car to the whole board?

 

[Aluminium_Spaghetti]

So... can I pull the Panda Gambit, where I steal gramps' key and ram the car to the whole board?

No.
*purple slug nervously fidgets to A3*

 

[Data_Gold]

No.
*purple slug nervously fidgets to A3*

I also re-added the row letters ૮^ᆺ^ა

 

[EOTFOFYL]

I'm too dumb to play chess, I know how to play but don't know how to win

It's really simple,
You just need to learn this trick
To win all chess game.