Tousan wa [Kensei], Kaasan wa [Kenshin], Boku wa [Ochi〇po Chanbara Master] - Ch. 2.4

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Wait so his penis is the actual sword!? a detachable penis sword! hahaha oh man this shit is hilarious!
It's detachable?
Does that mean there would be nothing there when he is using the sword?
Does this mean when he fights he becomes a Ken doll? Like sort of a “My Dick became a Cute Girl” type deal only with a sword? Because seriously what happens if MC gets his sword shattered? Or even just disarmed? Does it just turn back into a severed dick? The implications are truly horrific…
Wat the heck.


Does that mean whenever he pulls his sword out, he temporarily becomes a eunuch?


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So his dkic can unplugged like lego?
It would be really funny and also horrific if it was. :lul: :shamihuh:

I think it actually gets materialised from magic or comes from a portal without doing anything to his unit. Only the activation would need an erection.
That would make more sense and is easier to write. Although the other way could be far more interesting if done well. :smug:

Guess we'll find out.
 
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I was expecting a power up or direct attack moves but I wasn't expecting "drawing his sword" taken literal :lul:
 
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FUCKING PENISCALIBER WHYYYYYYY

ITS FUCKING 3 AM AND I'M GONNA DIE LAUGHING
 
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It would be really funny and also horrific if it was. :lul: :shamihuh:

I think it actually gets materialised from magic or comes from a portal without doing anything to his unit. Only the activation would need an erection.
That would make more sense and is easier to write. Although the other way could be far more interesting if done well. :smug:

Guess we'll find out.
However, if it does stay there while he has a sword. That means he is fighting with his "hero" stick pointing to the enemy.
It would swing with every move he makes.

It's not like he can move properly with his pants on, and he needs to take it off to let his harem "power" it up.
 

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