Truth or Dare

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Let's play truth or dare!

The person above will prepare a truth question or a dare. The person below will have to answer/do the date before giving their own stuffs. You can post the proof that you did the date my uploading the image to imgur or something (make sure to spoiler images or else this thread will be miles long).

Truth questions cannot be compound questions (e.g. What's your favourite ice cream and why?) only one question in the sentence.
To prevent the thread from dying, here are the parameters of what dare is allowed:
-It must be something someone can do at home or at least in a domestic background like the park
-Embarassing things are allowed as long as it doesn't cross the line
-It must not have long-term consequences
-Don't be dumb

I will be using my privilege as the first on this thread to send a truth or dare without doing anything!

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Truth: tell us the most outrageous thing you have ever thought of, regardless wether you actually did it or it was just a thought.

Dare: (let's make the first one light) put a shoe on your head in front of someone without context. Make sure to submit proof by taking a selfie

 

[Jordan_Weeberson]

Thuth: I envisaged a romantic relationship with a 15 years old blue haired vegetarian trans guy who really liked to draw rainbow.
But for my defence, it was when I was in psychiatria; I couldn't think straight because of my medication...
No, it's a lie, I still think about her sometimes, she is just a lovely tomboy who get under some evil influences.

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Truth: If you had to copulate with someone from this forum, who would it be?

Dare: Change your avatar for some holy ガオー(For at least 3 months)

 

[Garakuta]

Dare: I say goodbye to my fellow default-avatar comrades, I hope you won’t forget me.

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Truth: When was the last time you felt really embarrassed?

Dare: Post a pic of your little toe.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Truth: Everytime I see this "I think I have a feminine penis" thread.
It this type of stuff that I write at 3 am, this beautiful moment of the night when I feel like everything is a genius idea.
Then I get my 6 hours of sleep; wake up; go on the forum and

Spoiler

The worst is that this ignominy is on the front page since months...

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Truth: In your opinion, who is the worst moderator of this forum.

Dare: Create a new thread in the NSFW/3D section.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

I choose dare. Always word your dares carefully, rookie mistake.

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Truth: tell us the most incriminating thing on your gadget(s) right now (links and things that guide you somewhere count as well)

Dare: put "LMAO😝😖😩👌💦🔪" at the end of every forum post, manga chapter comment, and manga comment that you make on MD without context, no matter the essence of your message. It cannot be hidden by spoiler tag or any other means. Preferably put it at the end of your last sentence before the period. You cannot explain that it is for a dare until the time period has expired. This dare will expire at New Year.


P.s. I've always been wandering what you were thinking when you created that thread.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Dare.

The dare has expired and thus I have completed the dare.

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Truth: what is your guiltiest weeb pleasure?
Dare: change your profile picture and become a fellow bath loli

 

[ashbytheentertainer]

watching lolis and rating them

 

[Jordan_Weeberson]

The normie above me can't follow simple rules so I gonna do it for him.

Truth: Narrate us the story of your first broken heart
Dare: Write a new haiku in "The Haiku Thread" every day for a week.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Truth cause I'm still a relationship virgin and thus have no stories to tell... Also cause I'm having my finals and can't spend time leisuring too often...

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Truth: what's the most disturbing thing you've fapped to?
Dare: record your best impression of exactly 3.5 loli moanings and post it somewhere then link it here.