OK but does that mean if Doben learned some more techniques, he'd be a turbo waffles? That seems ideal.
Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby (which is also actually a hydrogen bomb, but in the shape of a coughing baby)
But Lo! Out from his manly pape, he produces the most powerful baby in the universe! Dumbledore accepts the swaddled child like the delicate button of an atomic bomb. His bowels tense. No false moves here! Hardcastle McCormack pleads with Dumbledore not to go through with the plan. What plan, you ask? Well, they are going to leave this veritable weapon of the gods, this paradox of babyness and power, right here, on a freaking muggle's doorstep! But "shhhhh' he says to the baby, and "shhhhh" he says to the lady. As Haggar gnashes his teeth in inner conflict, and almost drowns in snotty fearful tears, his master, Dumblerdore, tells him to wait in the freaking car if he has to. And the baby is left! The baby, with the most telling of scars! The baby that is the seed of power! The baby that is the inheritor of the horrible, hoary, hammer of the gods! Harry, the wizard who is destined to vanquish all evil, and if he so wishes, bring it back again!
Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stoooooone!