If her sister finds out she got kidnapped, she'd probably send a typhoon towards the house, and a tsunami for the ports. She'll Noah the fuck outta them.
You tried to kidnap and force a deity to bend to your whims. You have as big of balls and size of brain as the person running the ATF twitter account wishing people a happy national puppy day.
The older brother is a large piece of shit, the younger brother grew up to be a piece of shit because of older brother, and younger sister is actually ok.
A million ways to use a god bound by marriage to your family to save yourself from ruin, but all of them would have involved at least fake contrition and humility. I hope they can eat pride, or it'll be a long winter.