Unconventional ways to survive a zombie apocalypse

[aloysiusks]

jerk off in front of them, they will fell disgusted and run away

 

[Hornyturtle]

It would at least cover up my smell. I'm all for lewding the dead

 

[comedyxtragedy]

Tbh, I ALWAYS wonder how zombie manage to perceive us. In several case, there will be a corpse that missing ear or nose or other part of body, so it's impossible to track us via hearing or smell.
Knowing how zombie track human from other zombie or living thing might be an interesting idea.

Worst scenario will be Resident Evil zombie. The virus is the one who do the work since they find other vessel to contaminate.

 

[hazzack]

@comedyxtragedy it depends.
in games like left4dead and resident evil, the zombies aren't actually dead people. they just have limited brain activity and pretty much still alive, they still can see, hear, or smell and know you're not one of them and they don't question it.

in games like last of us, the body is pretty much dead and the infecting disease actively search for uninfected host. just like that ant-fungus thing, except the target is not high-ground but another human.

in fantasy fiction, whatever the coolest reason is taken because rule of cool.

 

[BroederTrapist]

My area is already full of smartphone zombies.

A solution for those is simple.
Just destroy all the cellphone towers in your area.

 

[Halo]

Just destroy all the cellphone towers in your area.

Focus on 5G towers first and make sure you have lots of shungite on you before approaching. Stay safe, brothers. 🙏👉🇺🇸

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Farm golden apples and turn them all back into good boys and girls.

 

[Whispe]

I'd feel bad killing zombies so I'd probably lock myself up in a bunker or something.
Only problem is I don't have a bunker, so I'd just violently purge some random family for theirs.
Apocalypse morally evaded!

 

[Teddy]

Just ask the zombies to wear a mask... Then they can't bite you

 

[pandascepter]

Teddy on his necroposting again.
just go to the roof with ladder.

 

[Teddy]

Teddy on his necroposting again.
just go to the roof with ladder.

Yes

 

[darktennisball]

Make more life than the outbreaks of zombies

 

[Blocky_Mudkip]

Teddy on his necroposting again.
just go to the roof with ladder.

Zombie ladder