It's not that I condone death threats but the original Penelope was a total badass, saying she'd use a crossbow to kill a b*tch because a truly vain person would be too scared to touch a doorknob in fear of injuring their manicure 😤 Especially in this stupid patriarchal setting these types of stories use where every noble lady must be escorted by a man whenever they leave the house.
(Also I'm not saying the original Penelope was vain because, from the backstory, we obviously know she was a victim of domestic abuse and didn't receive an adequate upbringing from those hypocritical b*st*rds. But everyone else thought she was because everyone in this story is figuratively blind.)