But yeah, introducing him to her would probably not be that bad. But it's not going to change her, so he'll still be out of luck. Although in his case it's more his attitude than luck.
That sure sounded like a date of all dates. She seems like a splendid girl. In some sort of way, probably.
She probably called him gross, told him that he wasn't fit to even be considered a dog in her eyes, and told him to scurry off into a garbage disposal so that he can at least be useful in this life