What a great idea! Next time I went to a sushi restaurant... I'll grab the nearest street cat and pretend he/she is a stuffed animal. This will work! Praise the cat!
@wiredlain Does friendship even exist anymore? And there two don't even live in the same house. What make you think they are a couple? Girls hang out and eat together all the time. They act exactly how my single friends and me acted and I am sure all of us are straight.