What would you do? - Choosing your protectors and killers.

[Mr_Detective]

Hello everyone!

Welcome back to today's episode of "What would you do?".

Today's situation is as follow: The staff members apparently have had enough of you being a useless shitposter on the forum and decided to eliminate you. They have hired 12 of the best warriors in the fantasy world to go after you.

Luckily for you, one of them has fallen in love with you because he/she/they/it has gotten covid and therefore lost taste in people. You two have enough money to hire 4 of them to protect you instead, while the other 8 still try to kill you. Here are the people who were hired:

1. Zero (Mega Man X)
2. Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto)
3. Vergil (DMC)
4. Dante (DMC)
5. Kratos (God of War)
6. Milla Maxwell (Tales of Xillia)
7. Lightning Farron (FF13)
8. Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha)
9. Strider Hiryu
10. Ryu Hayabusa
11. Kirito (SAO)
12. Obi-Wan Kenobi

All of them are at maximum power, have all their abilities and weapons.
Who would you choose to protect you, and who would you rather fight against instead?

Sorry, but I couldn't create a poll for this one. =.=

 

[Samhill]

How old is Obi-Wan?

 

[MawMaw]

why is the choice so random?
I just gonna pick Lulu, Nyotengu, Vanessa and Zafina instead.
If I want to die, I'd rather die after getting ara-ara'd.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Terrible options,
Rather handle it myself.
Ima get my axe.

 

[pandascepter]

How old is Obi-Wan?

old enough to kill one guy.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

fuck obi-wan, marry kratos, kill sasuke

 

[pandascepter]

fuck obi-wan, marry kratos, kill sasuke

 

[EOTFOFYL]

I got my axe now,
Where are those staff members at?
Ready for violence.

 

[sterven]

fuck obi-wan

Kratos, kill Kirito fuck that bitch boy.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Kratos, kill Kirito fuck that bitch boy.

 

[sterven]

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@sterven @bigtiddyoneesan

 

[sterven]

@sterven @bigtiddyoneesan

Keep my name out yo mouth!/s

 

[pandascepter]

I got my axe now,
Where are those staff members at?
Ready for violence.

shawneednoanaxe,
shehasherraptoownyou.
bewareandbeawe.

 

[Mr_Detective]

How old is Obi-Wan?

Whatever age he's strongest.

why is the choice so random?
I just gonna pick Lulu, Nyotengu, Vanessa and Zafina instead.
If I want to die, I'd rather die after getting ara-ara'd.

Bonk! No choosing out of the list. Otherwise, everyone would just pick Goku and be done with it. =w=

fuck obi-wan, marry kratos, kill sasuke

Can Kratos kill Sasuke...?

Who else can kill Kratos? I think Dante, Vergil, Sesshoumaru, and Sasuke can take him.

My personal picks:

1. Zero
2. Milla
3. Lightning
4. Either Dante or Sasuke. I think I might go with Sasuke...

Sesshoumaru is probably a good pick, too. At least he can revive everyone else once. XD

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Bonk! No choosing out of the list. Otherwise, everyone would just pick Goku and be done with it. =w=

Blasphemy, hearsay,
unfounded accusation!
I chose my staunch axe.

 

[Mr_Detective]

Blasphemy, hearsay,
unfounded accusation!
I chose my staunch axe.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

 

[Mr_Detective]

What's with these bunch of slapping gifs, anyway?

 

[EOTFOFYL]

I'm not sure either
But I want a piece of it,
Hit me in the face!