What would you do? - New family member.

[Mr_Detective]

Hello,

Welcome to our episode today of Mangadex: What Would You Do?

Our last results show that more of you guys would be more likely to help a female in need than a male. Welp. It's so tough to be a man in today's society. RIP men.

Here's our situation for today's show: it's Christmas night, and you are wrapping yourself with your blanket, ready to sleep.

All of a sudden, Santa Claus appears right next to you! He says in order to reward you for what you have accomplished in 2020, he will grant you a new family member.

What would you choose?

 

[sterven]

A dog.

 

[Teddy]

This is just adoption with less steps

P.s How did you survive writing so many cringe options

 

[Greenfrost]

Red Fox

 

[MawMaw]

either some real matured mature or gyarus.
some tanned ex-deliquent milf is nice too or tomboy.
^{those link are nsfw btw}

 

[Teasday]

A dog.

 

[sbzkag]

An inheritance so large I could retire, live in extravagance and still not worry about how my grandchildren will be able to feed themselves from an uncle or aunt who considered me to be their own son and was so competent that they left nothing to chance just so I could be the sole inheritor and everything will be legally mine without worrying about anything else other than how I'll be spending it all. In other words, Santa, be my sugar daddy.

After that, I will go back to wallowing in my sorrows only this time, in comfort, luxury and style.

 

[hazzack]

another me so i wont forget what kind of horrible person i am.

 

[Richman]

If reality change so that it accomodates this new family member, I would like to have a sister my age.

That or make a clone of my dog.

 

[aloysiusks]

it better be a trap so i can ask him for tips ehehe~

 

[pandascepter]

@Mr_Detective
I want my father, but then god said:

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Yandere waifu is one of the only acceptable options. More specifically, a big tiddy yandere waifu.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Rather surprising,
no one chose the obvious.
I shall be the one.

Spoiler

 

[vinsegas]

Too many options. Didnt read.
Probably murder the new family member, on this house there is only place for one parasite.
MEEEEE

 

[pandascepter]

Yes, Officer, that guy over there, @EOTFOFYL.
He stole my Santa.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

What do you mean, sir?
She's not just your Santa, mate,
it is our Santa.

 

[pandascepter]

@EOTFOFYL
Understandable, have a good day.

 

[Mr_Detective]

Will these pets have the ability to transform into human form...? -.-

 

[Richman]

@Mr_Detective
Oh man, I would love to talk to my dog, he's old though, he might already be senile or something.

 

[immortalartisan]

maid ill assume their gonna be male? because other wise ill take husband how ever vague that is