"Drinkers don't like sweets."
The entire existence of rum and mead would disagree with you. Grab a cocktail book/bartender's guide, and flip to a random page. There's a fair chance that whatever you land on will be a sweet drink: piña colada, daiquiris of all flavours, mai tai, screwdriver (gotta do something nice for your body while you're slowly killing it) and lots more.