Yachiru-san wa Homeru to Nobiru - Ch. 17.2

[FiddlePop]

That makes it even better

 

[katajaton]

True man puts his life on the line for ones he loves and dies with honor

 

[YamiryuuZero]

That's a lie. The first time they met she asked if he had sex with her before, which she wouldn't need to ask if he was dead.

 

[Kaito57]

MA'AM, FOR THE LAST TIME : STOP POINTING FINGERS AT PEOPLE !!!
(Seriously, have some manners, ffs...)

Also, she clearly doesn't know the old saying :

 

[Kaito57]

That's a lie. The first time they met she asked if he had sex with her before, which she wouldn't need to ask if he was dead.

I want to say "HOLY SHIT, HE'S RIGHT !!!" but if it's a curse, it could take some times to kick in...

 

[Erbakhan]

That was seriously so creepy

 

[kamilion]

"Meesa gonna DIIIIEE?!"
nods
"Also. One chocolate finger."
look of confusion

 

[JoeKerr]

Oh, so she's part vampire?
It's just not blood she sucks.

 

[SirBlizz]

I didn't know Hasshakus played by vampire rules, then again I don't really know much about them other than they're really tall. Its also not usually vampire rules to require permission to do curses on someone, that's more fairy rules. I guess they are more like fairies than vampires.

 

[TheBigMonk]

Thanks for the chapter!
He's gonna (supposedly) die because she's gonna grow so big when she orgasms that he's gonna get crushed.
There are worse ways to go, I guess.

 

[reinokid]

Damn, we might need a "horror" tag soon.

 

[Belkin]

literally death by snusnu

 

[Arexty]

Well it was an alright life, could have gotten to eat more ice cream, cakes, and pies.

Perfect voice mimicry

Yep, she's a full-blooded Hasshaku-sama.

 

[Luke_chase]

Boooo

 

[pgerryan]

THE THICK PLOTTENS

 

[DumFck]

well, we are going to die anyway

 

[b33fy]

On the one hand, this could be overprotective controlling psycho monster ready to murder him for dating her daughter.

On the other hand, maybe she's someone who struggles to act in a human-like way who was so traumatized from her past romantic experiences and so compassionate and so concerned for his well-being she traveled to another city and stood outside his apartment an entire day to warn him of the danger.

Or maybe both. Kudos to the author for laying the groundwork to make either option plausible.

 

[allod]

he'll die if he doesn't, too
like, you gotta be more specific on the timeline here, lady. if it's like yachiru's dad, they could still have around a good decade together, and that doesn't sound like too bad a deal.

 

[crash147]

And?

 

[Xystus]

Die because their metamorphosing vagina will gorilla grip your dick so hard you'd die