I believe to this day that ehomaki is some ancient japanese asshole's practical joke that spiraled way out of control. Yeah, kneel on the floor while taking this thick, tube-shaped object into your mouth and let the gratitude show on your face... for the new year, of course! Yes, the new year... now choke on my tube of good fortune.It was crucial to the experience to state how THICK and LONG was the sushi roll dear reader, you gotta believe me.
-The author, probably
Based. And that's never going to bite her in the ass."Nope! I can't be bothered!"
I’d fail, almost certainly, but by God do I wanna try this challenge