Yankee JK Kuzuhana-chan - Ch. 248 - Sushi Max

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It was crucial to the experience to state how THICK and LONG was the sushi roll dear reader, you gotta believe me.
-The author, probably
I believe to this day that ehomaki is some ancient japanese asshole's practical joke that spiraled way out of control. Yeah, kneel on the floor while taking this thick, tube-shaped object into your mouth and let the gratitude show on your face... for the new year, of course! Yes, the new year... now choke on my tube of good fortune.
 
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"Nope! I can't be bothered!"
Based. And that's never going to bite her in the ass.

"I'm eating normally! Anyway, there's this food challenge..."

Padding with rice. Just a bit dishonest. Having portions four times the size, a bit more dishonest. Food that doesn't even fit the plate, probably dishonest enough to sue them for scamming. Something actually called "family size", lawyer's gonna have a field day with this.
 
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I’d fail, almost certainly, but by God do I wanna try this challenge

I think the fried rice and the ramen would be the hard limit for a lot of people. Matt Stonie and Eric the Electric would probably clear this challenge with moderate difficulty. I wouldn't, lol.
 

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